Nick Cohen Watch – Grammer Skools Rool

Good gravy. Long time connoisseurs of this sort of thing will remember that Melanie Phillips’ long strange journey to wherever she is now started off in fulmination about the “liberal left” and how they have ruined education. Nasty Nick appears to be off on the same journey, in this case presenting evidence that 25-year olds born in 1970 are showing more income correlation to parental wealth than they did a while ago. Apparently this is evidence that Sure Start (introduced in 1999) doesn’t work. Meanwhile, IQs continue to rise, standardised test scores continue to improve (despite what Mel sez) and increasing inequality in society continues to be the fault of wider social policies and not the schools. Oh yeh, and “rich parents choosing education while the working class blah blah” remains an almost purely London-specific problem. Grammar schools feh.

It’s not that NC is definitely wrong about grammar schools, it’s just that he so blatantly doesn’t know what he’s talking about and the Observer doesn’t seem to care. This has got nothing to do with education; it’s just Nick Cohen randomly having a pop at “the liberal left” (which lower down the col he identifies as the natural constituency of RESPECT, so there are fewer of us than I thought). He was going on about tower blocks in the Standard a couple of weeks ago (“see what yer working clarss want is a nice semi wiv a gahden”) and got given his head in his hands by town planners pointing out that under his model for postwar redevelopment, the last people made homeless by Hitler’s bombs would be moving into their little brick semi a) now and b) it would be in the London Borough of Warwickshire. Drivel.

PS: I notice that everyone mentioned in Cohen’s article has their school and university in brackets after their name except one – Cohen himself. Anyone know? Wouldn’t it be just the shit if it was Eton and Sandhurst?

Update: “Altrincham Grammar School For Boys and Keble College Oxford”, apparently.

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9 Responses to “Nick Cohen Watch – Grammer Skools Rool”

  1. Chris Brooke Says:

    Keble College, Oxford, I think, reading PPE. Don’t know about the school.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Ex-New Statesman editor Peter Wilby is also on Nick Cohen Watch (see here for details).

    Having read Cohen’s piece, it could be a case for a proper education policy based on ability rather than wealth – but that raises the question of why NC implies that grammars are the only way of ensuring this (rather than a fairer distrubution of ability within a proper comprehensive system). I’m beginning to worry that all the pro-war lefties are mutating into the love-children of Melanie Phillips and Paul Johnson. (Ewww….)

  3. Bruschetta Boy Says:

    Yeh, there could be an interesting piece here but in order to write it you’d need to do a bit of research. One thing I’ve never understood is why when lefties go over to the dark side (examps: Phillips, Hitchens), they adopt local standards on the matter of research and factual accuracy.

  4. Matthew Says:

    Yes, the extent to which he researched his piece is reflected in the fact that he couldn’t even get the name of the LSE researcher, Jo Blanden, correct.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    He also wrote a near-identical column back in October.

    http://observer.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,1329362,00.html

  6. Bruschetta Boy Says:

    Yes thanks I read that one. It’s Tuesday that Cohen’s col appears in the Evening Standard, isn’t it?

  7. Anonymous Says:

    School was “Altrincham Grammar School for Boys2

  8. Bruschetta Boy Says:

    marvellous, thanks.

  9. Tabman Says:

    He omits discussion on the 11-pus (and preparation towards) being another way the middle class can buck the system.

    Discussed also on our Apollo Project Blog.–>

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